Whats the difference between married men and parking spaces?
Nothing all the good ones are taken.
How are men and parking spaces alike?
The good ones are always taken and the free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small.
What happens when frogs park illegally?
They get toad.
Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
You can park in the handicapped spots.
What was Camelot?
A place where people parked their camels!