A Kentucky State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-75. He says to the driver, "Got any ID?"
A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide.
There were three boys in a classroom: one named Zip, Dick, and Pea. Their teacher leaves the room for a moment, so Zip gets on top of the cupboard, Dick goes inside the cupboard, and Pea jumps around outside.
The teacher returns and yells: "Zip down, Dick out, and Pea in the corner!"
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