Teacher: "Where is the English Channel?"
Pupil: "I don't know, my TV doesn't pick it up!"
Teacher: "What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?"
Pupil: "Dead? I didn't even know it was sick!"
Teacher: "What are the Great Plains?"
Pupil: "747, Concorde and F-16!"
Pupil: "My teacher was mad with me because I didn't know where the Rockies were."
Mother: "Well next time remember where you put things!"
What travels around the world and stays in a corner?