What's the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?28 Marriage Jokes
So there were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.10 Cow Jokes
The first cow said,"I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm."
The other cow replies, "Hell, I ain't worried, it don't affect us ducks."
100 people get the swine flu and everybody wants to wear a mask.5 Aids Jokes
A million people have AIDS and no one wants to wear a condom!
A couple on honeymoon in hotel room undressing. The groom removes his socks and the bride asks: "What's wrong with your feet, your toes look all mangled?"34 Sex Jokes
Groom: "I had Tolio as a child."
Bride: "You mean Polio?"
Groom: "No Tolio, the disease only affected my toes."
The groom then removes his pants and the bride asks: "What is wrong with your knees, they are lumpy and deformed?"
Groom: "As a child I had Kneasles."
Bride: "You mean Measles?"
Groom: "No Kneasles, a strange illness that only affected my knees."
The Bride then removes his boxers and the bride asks: "Why are you spotted?"
Groom: "As a child I had smallpox."
Bride: "I hope you don't mean SmallCox!"
Why do they call it PMS?34 Pms Jokes
Because Mad Cow Disease was taken.