Dashboard Jokes
Top Jokes about Dashboards

If Princess Diana's heart was in the right place, why was it found on the dashboard?

Elton John wasn't the only one who composed a song for Diana:

1) Roxette – "Crash! Boom! Bang!"

2) Michael Jackson – "Blood on the dashboard!"

Why do violists leave their instrument cases on the dashboards of their cars?

1) So they can park in "handicapped" parking places.

2) If someone mistakes them for mafia, they might get some respect.