Amish Jokes
Top Jokes about Amish

How many Amish does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Amish don't believe in light bulbs. God will provide light unto the world.

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass?

A Mechanic.

You have just received the Amish virus. Since we have no electricity or computers, you are on the honor system. Please forward this message to everyone in your address book and then delete all files on your hard drive.

Thank you.