Grammar Jokes
Top Jokes about Grammar

Yoda of Borg, I am. Grammar irrelevant is. Assimilated you will be!

Teacher: Susie, make a sentence starting with the letter 'I'.

Susie: "I is ..."

Teacher: "No, no, no, don't say 'I is', you say 'I am'".

Susie: "OK, I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

Yo momma is so stupid. She tried to put M&M's in alphebetical order.