Traveling Jokes
Top Jokes about Traveling

What travels around the world and stays in a corner?

A stamp.

Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?

Because they are tired of using their own.

A one dollar bill met a twenty dollar bill and said, "Hey, where've you been? I haven't seen you around here much."

The twenty answered, "I've been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United States for a while, went to a couple of baseball games, to the mall, that kind of stuff. How about you?"

The one dollar bill said, "You know, same old stuff ... church, church, church."

Why do high school choruses travel so often?

Keeps assassins guessing.