Snoring Jokes
Top Jokes about Snoring

Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?

To stop the snoring before it starts.

Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses were running late, and a lot of time passed. Finally, one woman turned to the other and said: "You know, I've been sitting here so long, my butt fell asleep!"

The other woman turned to her and said "I know! I heard it snoring!"