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A teacher asks her students if they're Yankees fans. All of the hands go up except for one student. "Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?"

"The Red Sox."

"Why's that?" "Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans, so I'm a Red Sox fan too."

"That's not a good answer, Bobby. If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?"

"No, that would make me a Yankees fan!"Share

Two guys work for the city: one furiously digs a hole, the other quickly fills the hole.

A confused passerby asks: "Why do you dig a hole and fill it up again?"

The digger leans on his shovel and replies: "The lazy jackass who plants the trees is sick again today."Share

Never argue with an idiot. They pull you down to their level, then beat you with experience.Share

A social worker asks a colleague: "What time is it?"

The other one answers: "Sorry, don't know, I have no watch."

The first one: "Never mind! The main thing is that we talked about it."Share

How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

1) "I want a detailed memo about this issue till tomorrow's morning."

2) "You were supposed to have changed that light bulb last week!"

3) "We haven't got a policy on that".

4) "I am on my way to a very important meeting, so we'll discuss it some other time."

5) Three. Two to find out if it needs changing, and one to tell an employee to change it.Share

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