Crocodile Jokes
Top Jokes about Crocodiles

"Hello. Your mother-in-law fell into my pool filled with crocodiles."

"The crocodiles are yours, so you save them."

At an army training camp in Florida, the sergeant is giving a talk: "The main quality we look for in this army is commitment and this is what I call commitment." An alligator came in the room and bit the sergeants penis. It stayed there for about a 10 seconds then the seargent poked it in the eyes and kicked it off.

"Now who's ready to show their commitment?" said the sergeant. A man put his hand up and said "I will, but promise you won't poke me in the eyes."