Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny!Share
Officer: "Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?"
Soldier: "Sure, buddy."
Officer: "That's no way to address an officer! Now let's try it again!"
Officer: "Soldier. Do you have change for a dollar?"
Soldier: "No, SIR!"Share
Men are like computers: Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.Share