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If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?

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What does a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common?

The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

58     Penis Jokes    

Teacher: "Can you tell me something important that didn't exist 100 years ago?"

Little Johnny: "Me!"

17     Little Johnny Jokes    

Yo momma is so stupid. She tried to put M&M's in alphebetical order.

31     Yo Momma Jokes    

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!"

The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "BITCH!"

They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road and dies.

If only men would listen.

34     Man Jokes    

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