What is the difference between girls / women aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?16 Story Jokes
At 8: You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18: You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28: You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38: She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
At 48: She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58: You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68: If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!
At 78: What story? What bed? Who the hell are you?
Why did the blonde cross the road?34 Blonde Jokes
Forget the road, what the hell was she doing out of the bedroom!?
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically,35 Animal Jokes
"Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
How do you cancel an appointment at the sperm bank?33 Sperm Jokes
Ring up and say you cannot cum.
Little Johnny wrote: "Dear Santa, please send me a baby brother!"22 Little Johnny Jokes
Santa wrote back: "Send me your mother ..."