Arab Jokes
Top Jokes about Arabs

How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Arabs just sit in the dark and blame it on the Jews.

Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his butt!

If you do not mind me saying, said the second: "That cork looks very uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?"

"I regret I cannot", lamented the first Arab. "It is permanently stuck in my butt."

"I do not understand," said the other.

The first Arab says: "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an American flag attire with a white beard and top hat came boiling out."

He said: "I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish."

I said: "No shit?"

What is the difference between a man and childbirth?

One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby.

How do men sort their laundry?

"Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable".