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A couple is going to an
art gallery. They find a picture of a
naked women with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn't like it and moves on but the huband keeps looking.
The wife asks: "What are you waiting for?"
The
husband replies: "
Autumn."
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blonde jokesOne day, while relieving himself in the employee restroom, Carl could not help but notice the unusually long
penis on the black man in the adjoining urinal. "How do you guys do that?" asked Carl. "I mean, get such long
dicks?" "Well," replied the black man, "when having
sex, just push it in slow and pull it out quick. That exercises it."
After hearing this, Carl promised himself that he would try out this new dick-stretching technique on his wife. That night, Carl made love to his wife and tried the new method. Shortly after they finished, Carl asked, "Well dear, did you notice anything different about me?"
"Yeah," said the wife. "You
fuck like a black man!"
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sex jokesOne day a man went to an
auction. While there, he bid on an exotic
parrot. He really wanted this bird, so he got caught up in the bidding. He kept on bidding, but kept getting outbid, so he bid higher and higher and higher. Finally, after he bid way more than he intended, he won the bid. The price was high but the fine bird was finally his!
As he was paying for the parrot, he said to the Auctioneer, "I sure hope this parrot can talk. I would hate to have paid this much for it, only to find out that he can't talk!"
"Don't worry," said the Auctioneer, "He can talk. Who do you think kept bidding against you?"
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auction jokesA
hunter kills a
deer and brings it home. He decides to clean it, prepare it, and serve the deer meat for
dinner. He knows his
kids are fussy eaters, and won't eat it if they know what it is, so he doesn't tell them.
His little boy keeps asking him, "What's for dinner dad?"
"You'll see", he replies.
They start eating dinner and his daughter keeps asking him what they are eating.
"Ok", says her dad, "Here's a hint. It's what your mother sometimes calls me."
His daughter screams ... "Don't eat it, Jimmy! ... It's a
fucking asshole ..."
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