You - 919 jokes
55 hell jokes
How do you get Holy Water
You boil the hell
out of it.
54 Little Johnny jokes
One day, Little Susie
got her monthly bleeding
for the first time in her life.
Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny
. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.
Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls
51 woman jokes
What is the closest thing similar to a woman
, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come means you are fucked up.
55 art jokes
A couple is going to an art
gallery. They find a picture of a naked
women with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn't like it and moves on but the huband keeps looking.
The wife asks: "What are you waiting for?"
Doctor55 doctor jokesNext page Jokesyou sayings
: "I have some bad news
and some very bad news."Patient
: "Well, might as well give me the bad news first."
Doctor: "The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live."
Patient: "24 Hours! Thats terrible! What could be worse? What's the very bad news?"
Doctor: "I've been trying to reach you since yesterday."