I want to
suck you ... lick you ... wanna move my
tongue all over you ... wanna feel you in my mouth ... yep, that's how you ... eat an ice cream!
Johnny asks his grandpa, "do you still have
sex with granny?"
Grandpa says, "Yes, but only
oral."
Johnny asks, "What is oral?"
Grandpa says, "I say
fuck you, she says fuck you, too."
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E and F are the
letters used to define
bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for... It is about time you became informed:
A ... Almost
BoobsB ... Barely there.
C ... Can't Complain!
D ... Damn!
DD... Double damn!
E ... Enormous!
F ... Fake