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What does a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common?

The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

83     penis jokes


A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide.

The librarian said: "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."

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A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he was gone. A few days later, he received this report:

Most honorable sir,

You leave house.
I watch house.
He come to house. I watch.
He and she leave house. I follow.
He and she go in hotel. I climb tree.
I look in window.
He kiss she. She kiss he.
He strip she. She strip he.
He play with she. She play with he.
I play with me. I fall off tree.
I not see.

No fee, Chen Lee.

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Proposal

Q: What's a favorite pick up line in a gay bar?
A: "May I push your stool in for you?"     ~ adolph oliver nipple

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"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher.

After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.

"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer.

"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

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