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First guy proudly: "My wife's an angel!"

Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

106     wife jokes


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Why are Catholic priests and acne different?

Acne doesn't cum on your face until your 14.     ~ Mark

20     Short jokes


"Dad, whats the difference between a pussy and a cunt?" a young son asks.

"Look at this," says dad, as he lifts the sheets on his naked sleeping mother, "thats a pussy son."

"It's wonderful dad, can I touch it?"

"No son" says Dad. "If you touch the pussy you'll wake the cunt up!"

92     pussy jokes


A girlfriend asked: "If my left leg was breakfast and my right leg was lunch what would you prefer"?

Boyfriend says: "Eating between meals!"

87     sex jokes


What's the difference between a blonde and a bitch?

A blonde will fuck anyone, a bitch will fuck anyone but you.

87     blonde jokes






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