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What's the difference between a blonde
and a bitch
A blonde will fuck
anyone, a bitch will fuck anyone but you.
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"Dad, whats the difference between a pussy
and a cunt
?" a young son asks.
"Look at this," says dad, as he lifts the sheets on his naked sleeping mother, "thats a pussy son."
"It's wonderful dad, can I touch it?"
"No son" says Dad. "If you touch the pussy you'll wake the cunt up!"
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"If there are any idiots
in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher
After a long silence, one freshman
rose to his feet.
"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer.
"Well, actually I don't," said the student
, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."
A girlfriend asked: "If my left leg was breakfast and my right leg was lunch what would you prefer"?86 → Joke
Boyfriend says: "Eating between meals!"