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Mother to son: who are you talking with on mobile?
Son: IAM talking with mother of Mike.
Mother: and who is Mike?
Son: your future grandchild     ~ Funny

6     Short jokes


"Dad, whats the difference between a pussy and a cunt?" a young son asks.

"Look at this," says dad, as he lifts the sheets on his naked sleeping mother, "thats a pussy son."

"It's wonderful dad, can I touch it?"

"No son" says Dad. "If you touch the pussy you'll wake the cunt up!"

80     pussy jokes


What's the difference between a blonde and a bitch?

A blonde will fuck anyone, a bitch will fuck anyone but you.

78     blonde jokes


A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide.

The librarian said: "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."

70     suicide jokes


What does a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common?

The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

70     penis jokes






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