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First guy proudly: "My wife's an angel!"

Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

97     wife jokes


"Dad, whats the difference between a pussy and a cunt?" a young son asks.

"Look at this," says dad, as he lifts the sheets on his naked sleeping mother, "thats a pussy son."

"It's wonderful dad, can I touch it?"

"No son" says Dad. "If you touch the pussy you'll wake the cunt up!"

89     pussy jokes


What's the difference between a blonde and a bitch?

A blonde will fuck anyone, a bitch will fuck anyone but you.

78     blonde jokes


What does a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common?

The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

78     penis jokes


A girlfriend asked: "If my left leg was breakfast and my right leg was lunch what would you prefer"?

Boyfriend says: "Eating between meals!"

77     sex jokes






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