You jokes

Did you hear that Princess Diana was suffering from PMS?

Pulverized Mercedes Syndrome.

Yoda of Borg, I am. Grammar irrelevant is. Assimilated you will be!

How do you save a man from drowning?

Take your foot off his head.

Mother to son: who are you talking with on mobile?
Son: IAM talking with mother of Mike.
Mother: and who is Mike?
Son: your future grandchild     ~ Funny

Why are Catholic priests and acne different?

Acne doesn't cum on your face until your 14.     ~ Mark