You jokes

Did you hear that Princess Diana was suffering from PMS?

Pulverized Mercedes Syndrome.

Yoda of Borg, I am. Grammar irrelevant is. Assimilated you will be!

How do you save a man from drowning?

Take your foot off his head.

Why are Catholic priests and acne different?

Acne doesn't cum on your face until your 14.     ~ Mark

First guy proudly: "My wife's an angel!"

Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."