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Did you hear that Princess Diana was suffering from PMS?

Pulverized Mercedes Syndrome.

23     PMS jokes

Yoda of Borg, I am. Grammar irrelevant is. Assimilated you will be!

6     grammar jokes

How do you save a man from drowning?

Take your foot off his head.

17     drowning jokes


Mother to son: who are you talking with on mobile?
Son: IAM talking with mother of Mike.
Mother: and who is Mike?
Son: your future grandchild     ~ Funny

6     Short jokes


Why are Catholic priests and acne different?

Acne doesn't cum on your face until your 14.     ~ Mark

22     Short jokes

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