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Yo momma is so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.

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shoes,grey

Yo momma is so fat, her ass has its own congressman.

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Yo momma is so fat. You have to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.

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Yo momma is so fat, she wears a watch on each arm, one for each timezone.

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Yo momma is so ugly, when she got in the tub, the water jumped out.

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water fountain

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