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Yo momma is so fat, the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds.

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Yo momma is so poor, I walked into her house, asked to use the bathroom, and she said "3rd tree to your right."

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tree.spring

Yo momma is so fat, "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks.

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Yo momma is so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.

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Yo momma is so fat, when she gets on the scale it says "To be continued."

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