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Yo momma is so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.

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Yo momma is so dumb she got hit by a parked car.

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car

Your mumma's so fat when she goes to McDonalds they ask her what she doesn't want!

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Yo momma is so fat, when she jumped in the ocean the Whales started singing "We are family ..."

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orca

Yo momma is so poor, when I ring the doorbell she says "DING!"

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