Yo Momma Jokes (7)

Yo momma is so fat. You have to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.

Yo momma is so fat. She sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

Yo momma is so ugly, on halloween, she had to trick-or-treat over the phone!

Yo momma is so ugly, she'd scare the monster out of Loch Ness.

Yo momma is so fat. Even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction.

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