Writing - 14 jokes
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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer
When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft
, writing error messages.
Teacher7 → Joke
: "I'm glad to see your writing has improved."
: "Thank you!"
Teacher: "Now I can see how bad your spelling
0 → Joke
Mother: "What did you learn
Son: "How to write!"
Mother: "What did you write?"
Son: "I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read
24 → Joke4 → Joke
was called on the carpet by his supervisor
for talking back to his foreman
. "Is it true that you called him a liar
"Yes, I did."
"Did you call him stupid?"
"And did you call him an opinionated, egomaniac asshole
"No, but would you write that down so I can remember it?"
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