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Adam and Eve were the happiest and luckiest couple in the world.

Neither of them had a mother-in-law!

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Yo momma is so fat she don't have to go on the internet, she is already world wide!

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If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000.

With World Com, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Airlines stock you would have $49.00 left.

If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left.

But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for recycling, you would have $214.07.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

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