Yo momma is so fat she don't have to go on the internet, she is already world wide!
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock
one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000.
With World Com, you would have less than $5.00 left.
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Airlines stock you would have $49.00 left.
If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left.
But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer
one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for recycling
, you would have $214.07.
Based on the above, the best current investment
advice is to drink heavily and recycle.