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Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!


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businessman:2


Ever notice how so many of women's problems can be traced to the male gender?

1) MENstruation
2) MENopause
3) MENtal breakdown
4) GUYnecology
5) HIMmorrhoids
...


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man,wheel barrow:2


How many men does it take to open a beer?

None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.


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caveman,television


How do you save a man from drowning?

Take your foot off his head.


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man,weed



How can you tell if your wife is dead?

The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.


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woman,roses