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Breasts · Heart · Dicks · Women · Men
woman,kick bagA woman was standing in a crowded lift of the hotel she was staying in. When a man got in and accidentally elbowed her in the breast.

The man said, "I'm sorry! But if your heart is as soft as your tit, you'll forgive me."

So the woman replies, "If your dick is as hard as your elbow then I am staying in room 113."
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Farting · Men · Women · Talking
man,weedWhy do men break wind more than women?

Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
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Foreplay · Men · Women · Blinking
man,grassWhy don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.
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PMS · Women · Mad Cow Disease
woman,scaleWhy do they call it PMS?

Because Mad Cow Disease was taken.
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Men · Women
businessman:2If a man is alone in the forest, and he says something, and there's no woman there to disagree with him.

Is he still wrong?
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