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An official Gallup survey polled over 1000 women with the question: Would you sleep with Bill Clinton?

1% said, "No"
2% said, "Yes"
97% said, "Never Again"

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woman,watering

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

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man,hiking

man,proposing marriage
A man has 6 items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap and a towel from the Holiday Inn.

The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

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What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A widow.

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businessman:2

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice!

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office gal

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