How many men does it take to open a beer?30 Beer Jokes
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
A woman comes into a hardware store.27 Sex Jokes
"May I help you ma'am?"
"Yes, please, I need a three inch door hinge."
"Do you wanna screw for it?"
"No thanks," she responds, "but I'll blow you for that clock radio over there."
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?18 Eye Jokes
Nothing, you already told her twice!
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?41 Widow Jokes
When Bob found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.29 Money JokesNext page JokesWoman Sayings
Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her, "but in just a week or two my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."
Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening.
Three days later, she became his stepmother.