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If a man is alone in the forest, and he says something, and there's no woman there to disagree with him.

Is he still wrong?

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man,wheel barrow:2

How do women define a 50/50 relationship?

We cook. They eat.
We clean. They dirt.
We iron. They wrinkle.

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woman,kick bag

caveman,food
Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands.

This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man.

This confirms too, that women are always confused and don't know what they want.

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Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"

Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."

Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

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man,toilet

Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"

Woman: "Unfertilized."

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eggs

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