Woman Jokes
Top 100 Jokes about Women

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"

Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."

Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

How do women define a 50/50 relationship?

We cook. They eat.
We clean. They dirt.
We iron. They wrinkle.

Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"

Woman: "Unfertilized."

After hearing a pick-up line:

Woman: "I like your approach, now let's see your departure."

Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands.

This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man.

This confirms too, that women are always confused and don't know what they want.