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After hearing a pick-up line:

Woman: "I like your approach, now let's see your departure."

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girl,bikini:5

woman,kick bag
A woman comes into a hardware store.

"May I help you ma'am?"

"Yes, please, I need a three inch door hinge."

"Do you wanna screw for it?"

"No thanks," she responds, "but I'll blow you for that clock radio over there."

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Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"

Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."

Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

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man,proposing marriage

How do women define a 50/50 relationship?

We cook. They eat.
We clean. They dirt.
We iron. They wrinkle.

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woman,kick bag

If a man is alone in the forest, and he says something, and there's no woman there to disagree with him.

Is he still wrong?

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man,wheel barrow

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