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A man has 6 items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap and a towel from the Holiday Inn.

The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

17     man jokes


Any woman that thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.

33     man jokes


Woman: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!

9     money jokes


Why are women so bad at mathematics?

Because men keep telling them that this (make gap with thumb and forefinger) is 9 inches.

19     man jokes


An official Gallup survey polled over 1000 women with the question: Would you sleep with Bill Clinton?

1% said, "No"
2% said, "Yes"
97% said, "Never Again"

28     Bill Clinton jokes






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