Woman Jokes
Top 100 Jokes about Women

Did you hear about the woman who finally figured out men?

She died laughing before she could tell anybody.

If a man is alone in the forest, and he says something, and there's no woman there to disagree with him.

Is he still wrong?

Woman: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!

Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?

Because they are tired of using their own.

An official Gallup survey polled over 1000 women with the question: Would you sleep with Bill Clinton?

1% said, "No"
2% said, "Yes"
97% said, "Never Again"