Woman jokes

Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?

Because they are tired of using their own.

If a man is alone in the forest, and he says something, and there's no woman there to disagree with him.

Is he still wrong?

Did you hear about the woman who finally figured out men?

She died laughing before she could tell anybody.

Woman: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!

An official Gallup survey polled over 1000 women with the question: Would you sleep with Bill Clinton?

1% said, "No"
2% said, "Yes"
97% said, "Never Again"