Woman jokes

Why are women so bad at mathematics?

Because men keep telling them that this (make gap with thumb and forefinger) is 9 inches.

Did you hear about the woman who finally figured out men?

She died laughing before she could tell anybody.

Woman: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!

Any woman that thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.

An official Gallup survey polled over 1000 women with the question: Would you sleep with Bill Clinton?

1% said, "No"
2% said, "Yes"
97% said, "Never Again"