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Why do so many women fake orgasm?

Because so many men fake foreplay.

41     man jokes


Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

28     man jokes


A man has 6 items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap and a towel from the Holiday Inn.

The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

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Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?

Because they are tired of using their own.

54     man jokes


If a man is alone in the forest, and he says something, and there's no woman there to disagree with him.

Is he still wrong?

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