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Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?

Because they are tired of using their own.

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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

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If a man is alone in the forest, and he says something, and there's no woman there to disagree with him.

Is he still wrong?

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Any woman that thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.

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How do women define a 50/50 relationship?

We cook. They eat.
We clean. They dirt.
We iron. They wrinkle.

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