Woman jokes

122 jokes about women


Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.



Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?

Because they are tired of using their own.



Any woman that thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.



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A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing.

"Damn, that was stupid," she thought as she fell. "What a way to die."

As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms. While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you suck?"

"No!" she shrieked, aghast.

So, he dropped her. As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her.

"Do you screw?" he asked.

"Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself. He dropped her, too.

The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor.

"I suck! I screw!" she screamed in panic.

"Slut!" he said, and dropped her.


How do women define a 50/50 relationship?

We cook. They eat.
We clean. They dirt.
We iron. They wrinkle.


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