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Why do so many women fake orgasm?

Because so many men fake foreplay.

41     Man Jokes


Why are women so bad at mathematics?

Because men keep telling them that this (make gap with thumb and forefinger) is 9 inches.

21     Man Jokes


Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

27     Man Jokes


Any woman that thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.

31     Man Jokes


A man has 6 items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap and a towel from the Holiday Inn.

The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

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