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Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?

Because they are tired of using their own.

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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

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Any woman that thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.

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Why did God create man before woman?

He didn't want any advice!

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A man has 6 items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap and a towel from the Holiday Inn.

The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

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