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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

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girl,bikini:4

Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?

Because they are tired of using their own.

66    

businessman

Any woman that thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.

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man,toilet

Ever notice how so many of women's problems can be traced to the male gender?

1) MENstruation
2) MENopause
3) MENtal breakdown
4) GUYnecology
5) HIMmorrhoids
...

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man,weed

Why are women so bad at mathematics?

Because men keep telling them that this (make gap with thumb and forefinger) is 9 inches.

12    

woman,leaves

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