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Did you hear about the woman who finally figured out men?

She died laughing before she could tell anybody.

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girl,bikini:5

Why are married women heavier than single women?

Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

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girl,bikini:6

woman,scale
A woman was paying for some items in a supermarket - a pint of milk, a packet of bacon, a small bag of rice and a few vegetables. The man at the checkout said, "I bet you're single, aren't you?"

"Well yes, I am," the woman replied. "How did you know?"

"Because you're really ugly," replied the man.

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What's the difference between a dog howling on the back porch, and a woman howling on the front porch?

The dog shuts up when you let it in.

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german shepard

Why do so many women fake orgasm?

Because so many men fake foreplay.

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