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What's the difference between a dog howling on the back porch, and a woman howling on the front porch?

The dog shuts up when you let it in.

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st.bernard,puppy

What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?

Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come means you are fucked up.

80    

girl,bikini

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A woman was paying for some items in a supermarket - a pint of milk, a packet of bacon, a small bag of rice and a few vegetables. The man at the checkout said, "I bet you're single, aren't you?"

"Well yes, I am," the woman replied. "How did you know?"

"Because you're really ugly," replied the man.

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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

16    

office gal

Why are married women heavier than single women?

Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

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woman,martini



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