124 jokes about women
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Why are married
women heavier than single
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge
and go to bed
. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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What are a woman's four favorite animals
A mink in the closet, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom, and an ass to pay for it all.
21 → Joke
A woman was paying for some items in a supermarket
- a pint of milk, a packet of bacon, a small bag of rice and a few vegetables. The man
at the checkout said, "I bet you're single
, aren't you?"
"Well yes, I am," the woman replied. "How did you know?"
"Because you're really ugly
," replied the man.
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What's the difference between a dog howling
on the back porch, and a woman howling on the front porch?
The dog shuts up when you let it in.