126 jokes about women
Why are married women heavier than single women?42 → Joke
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
What's the difference between a dog howling on the back porch, and a woman howling on the front porch?16 → Joke
The dog shuts up when you let it in.
What are a woman's four favorite animals?12 → Joke
A mink in the closet, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom, and an ass to pay for it all.
A woman was paying for some items in a supermarket - a pint of milk, a packet of bacon, a small bag of rice and a few vegetables. The man at the checkout said, "I bet you're single, aren't you?"21 → Joke
"Well yes, I am," the woman replied. "How did you know?"
"Because you're really ugly," replied the man.
Why do so many women fake orgasm?33 → Joke
Because so many men fake foreplay.
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