Why do men break wind more than women?27 Man Jokes
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
Ever notice how so many of women's problems can be traced to the male gender?18 Man Jokes
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What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?51 Period Jokes
Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come means you are fucked up.
Why are married women heavier than single women?39 Marriage Jokes
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
A woman was paying for some items in a supermarket - a pint of milk, a packet of bacon, a small bag of rice and a few vegetables. The man at the checkout said, "I bet you're single, aren't you?"28 Ugly JokesNext page JokesWoman Sayings
"Well yes, I am," the woman replied. "How did you know?"
"Because you're really ugly," replied the man.