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PMS is something that makes a woman act once a month like a man acts every day.

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How does a woman know her man is cheating on her?

He starts bathing twice a week.

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Why do men break wind more than women?

Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

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What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?

Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come means you are fucked up.

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What are a woman's four favorite animals?

A mink in the closet, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom, and an ass to pay for it all.

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