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What do you call a woman who works as hard as a man?

Lazy.

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How does a woman know her man is cheating on her?

He starts bathing twice a week.

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What are a woman's four favorite animals?

A mink in the closet, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom, and an ass to pay for it all.

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Did you hear about the woman who finally figured out men?

She died laughing before she could tell anybody.

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Why do men break wind more than women?

Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

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