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PMS is something that makes a woman act once a month like a man acts every day.

12     PMS jokes


Bill Clinton, George W. Bush and George Washington are on a sinking ship.

As the boat sinks, George Washington heroically shouts: "Save the women!"

George W. Bush hysterically hollers: "Screw the women!"

Bill Clinton's asks excitedly: "Do we have time?

44     sex jokes


How does a woman know her man is cheating on her?

He starts bathing twice a week.

38     cheating jokes


What are a woman's four favorite animals?

A mink in the closet, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom, and an ass to pay for it all.

18     animal jokes


Why do men break wind more than women?

Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

26     man jokes






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