Woman jokes

137 jokes about women


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How does a woman know her man is cheating on her?

He starts bathing twice a week.

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Why do men break wind more than women?

Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

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What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?

Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come means you are fucked up.

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PMS is something that makes a woman act once a month like a man acts every day.

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Why are married women heavier than single women?

Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

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