A man goes to see a wizard and says: "Can you lift a curse
that was put on me years ago?"
"Maybe" says the wizard, "If you can remember the exact words of the curse."
The man replies without hesitation: "I now pronounce you as man and wife!"
The Tin Man, the Scare Crow and Bill Clinton go to see the Wizard of Oz.
The Tin man asks for a heart. The scare crow asks for a brain. What does Bill Clinton ask for?
Dorothy. ~ Bill Gates of Hell