86 jokes about wives
First guy proudly: "My wife's an angel!"114 → Joke
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
Husband and Wife on 10th anniversary. The wife undresses and says: "What did you think when I stripped 10 years ago?"66 → Joke
He says: "I wanted to fuck your brains out and suck your tits dry".
She says: "What are you thinking now?"
"Looks like I did a pretty good job!"
A man left work one Friday afternoon. Being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend hunting with the boys and spent his entire paycheck. When he finally appeared at home, Sunday night, he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions.35 → Joke
Finally, his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"
To which he replied, "That would be fine with me."
Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.
Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.
How can you tell if your wife is dead?49 → Joke
The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives.42 → Joke
"Do you and your wife ever do it doggie style?" .
"Well ... not exactly." his friend replied, "She's more into the trick dog aspect of it."
"Oh, I see, kinky, huh?"
"Well ... not exactly ... I sit up and beg and she rolls over and plays dead."
Jokes related to wife jokesNext page Back to home