86 jokes about wives
If your wife and your lawyer were drowning and you had to choose, would you go to lunch or to the cinema?70 → Joke
Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their lives.62 → Joke
The first guy said, "I'm a YUPPIE. You know, Young Urban Professional."
The second guy responded, "I'm a DINK. You know, Double Income No Kids."
They then asked the woman, "What are you?"
She replied: "I'm a WIFE. You know, Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."
Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?28 → Joke
When the kids are in college.
A man had his credit card stolen. He however decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.60 → Joke
An old man was wondering if his wife had a hearing problem. So one night, he stood behind her while she was sitting in her lounge chair.42 → Joke
He spoke softly to her, "Honey, can you hear me?" There was no response.
He moved a little closer and said again, "Honey, can you hear me?" Still, there was no response.
Finally he moved right behind her and said, "Honey, can you hear me?"
She replied, "For the third time, Yes!"