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Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their lives.

The first guy said, "I'm a YUPPIE. You know, Young Urban Professional."

The second guy responded, "I'm a DINK. You know, Double Income No Kids."

They then asked the woman, "What are you?"

She replied: "I'm a WIFE. You know, Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."

46     bar jokes


What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

His wife is good at picking out clothes.

29     clothes jokes


Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?

When the kids are in college.

25     baby jokes


First guy proudly: "My wife's an angel!"

Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

97     death jokes


A man had his credit card stolen. He however decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

53     credit card jokes






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