89 jokes about wives
72 → Joke
If your wife and your lawyer
and you had to choose, would you go to lunch or to the cinema
59 → Joke
Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar
talking about their lives.
The first guy said, "I'm a YUPPIE
. You know, Young Urban Professional."
The second guy responded, "I'm a DINK. You know, Double Income No Kids."
They then asked the woman, "What are you?"
She replied: "I'm a WIFE. You know, Wash, Iron, Fuck
29 → Joke
was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
When the kids
are in college
61 → Joke
had his credit card stolen. He however decided not to report it because the thief
was spending less than his wife did.
42 → Joke
An old man was wondering if his wife had a hearing
problem. So one night, he stood behind her while she was sitting in her lounge chair.
He spoke softly to her, "Honey, can you hear me?" There was no response.
He moved a little closer and said again, "Honey, can you hear me?" Still, there was no response.
Finally he moved right behind her and said, "Honey, can you hear me?"
She replied, "For the third time, Yes!"
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