jokes4all.net

Wife jokes

Funny · Short · New · Top



Search



If your wife and your lawyer were drowning and you had to choose, would you go to lunch or to the cinema?

48    

woman,roses

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

His wife is good at picking out clothes.

38    

woman,roses

woman,roses
Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their lives.

The first guy said, "I'm a YUPPIE. You know, Young Urban Professional."

The second guy responded, "I'm a DINK. You know, Double Income No Kids."

They then asked the woman, "What are you?"

She replied: "I'm a WIFE. You know, Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."

88    


Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?

When the kids are in college.

30    

woman,roses

A man had his credit card stolen. He however decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

48    

woman,roses



Jokes related to wife jokes