97 jokes about wives
4 piccolo jokes26 husband jokes
are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo
I saw you with last night?"
The other replies, "That was no piccolo, that was my fife
26 sex jokes49 husband jokes
There once was a man
who could not keep it going with his wife. He went to the doctor who gave him some sex pills
. There was a label on the bottle that said ... **Take one pill for a great night** The man thought that he wanted a stupendous night; so he downed the whole bottle.
In the morning the neighbors came over to find the man's son sitting on the porch crying. "What's wrong?" they said.
"Mom's dead, Sister's pregnant, My backside hurts, and Dad's in the basement yelling: Here Kitty Kitty ..."
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drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument
and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws