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Babies · Husbands · Men · Weights · Diapers
caveman,televisionWhy didn't the husband change the baby for a week?

Because the text on the diapers package said '18-40 lbs'.
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Fat · Yo Momma · Scales · Mothers · Weights
woman,scaleYo momma is so fat, when she gets on the scale it says "To be continued."
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Lawyers · Weights · Urns · Deaths · Pounds
What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.
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