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One attractive young businesswoman to another over lunch: "My life is all math. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying."

16     math jokes


Yesterday, government scientists suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each.

It was then observed that 100 % of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong.

14     beer jokes


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Yo Momma is so fat, when she told me her weight, I thought it was her credit card number!

5     Short jokes


What is the ideal weight for a mother-in-law?

About 2.3lbs, including the urn.

1     mother-in-law jokes






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