One attractive young businesswoman
to another over lunch: "My life
is all math
. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying."
Yesterday, government scientists suggested that men
should take a look at their beer
consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women
. To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each.
It was then observed that 100 % of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong.
Yo Momma is so fat, when she told me her weight, I thought it was her credit card number!