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What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds.

What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend?

45 minutes.

45     wife jokes


Yo momma is so fat, the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds.

37     fat jokes


What's the quickest way to lose 190 pounds of ugly fat?

Divorce him.

23     fat jokes


Yo momma is so fat. If she gained another pound, she would collapse in on herself and become a black hole.

15     yo momma jokes


Did you hear about the lawyer from Texas who was so big when he died that they couldn't find a coffin big enough to hold the body?

They gave him an enema and buried him in a shoebox.

17     lawyer jokes






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