| Weddings · Princess Diana · Elton JohnDodi and Diana wanted a wedding made in heaven ...
Versace was sent up first to get the wedding gown and decorative preparations done for the occasion.
Then D & D went on together.
Mother Teresa went next to bless the couple.
An invitation was sent to Elton John to sing at the service but somehow it was misdirected and went to John Denver instead. |
· Details | Weddings · Brides · Grooms · Little SusieAttending a wedding for the first time, Little Susie whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"
"Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life."
Little Susie thought about this for a moment, then said "So why is the groom wearing black?" |
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| | Funerals · Weddings · Deaths · FamiliesWhen I was younger I hated going to weddings. It seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.'
They stopped that shit after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. |
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At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering.