At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"22 Marriage Jokes
The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."
Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering.15 Marriage Jokes
Attending a wedding for the first time, Little Susie whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"34 Wedding Jokes
"Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life."
Little Susie thought about this for a moment, then said "So why is the groom wearing black?"
A teacher asks her class: “If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?”37 Little Johnny Jokes
She calls on little Johnny. He replies, ”None, they all fly away with the first gun shot”
The teacher replies: “The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.”
Then Little Johnny says: “I have a question for you. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?”
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied: “Well I suppose the one that’s gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.”
To which Little Johnny replied: “The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking.”
A young minister prepares to go to bed with his bride on their wedding night. Upon entering the bedroom he sees her lying down on the bed. Ever conscious of his duties to the Lord, he exclaims,18 Sex Jokes
"Woman, don't you know that you should be on your knees?"
Her suprised reply: "Well, OK, if that's what you want. But I always get hiccups when I do it that way."