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Teacher: "What is an island?"

Little Johnny: "A piece of land surrounded by water except on one side."

Teacher: "On one side?"

Little Johnny: "Yes, on top!"

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A doctor complains to his colleagues about the sanitary problems at a latex glove factory in Mexico.

"Workers stick their hands in melted latex and then dip their hands in a vat of cooling water to solidify the latex. The glove is then thrown in a finished products box."

His colleagues are disgusted by the lack of care taken in keeping the gloves sanitary.

"That's not all," says the doctor. "You don't even want to know how they make their condoms!"

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What's the difference between Watergate and Zippergate?

At least this time, there's no doubt about the identity of Deep Throat.

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