Teacher: "The word politics - can you give me an example of how to use it?"5 Pupil Jokes
Pupil: "My parrot swallowed a watch and now Polly ticks!"
Have you ever noticed that the Klingons are all speaking unix?6 Unix Jokes
"Grep ls awk chmod."
"Mknod ksh tar imap."
"Wall fsck yacc!"
What's white and sticky and found on the bathroom wall?11 George Michael Jokes JokesWall Sayings
George Michael's latest release.