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Teacher: "Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?"

Little Johnny: "I suspect it's around Hadrian's garden!"

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What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing and gargling.

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If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?

The swallow.

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A man was rushed in to hospital yesterday because he swallowed a five pound note.

They are keeping him in for observation on his condition - but so far there has been no change!

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"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.

"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.

"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most legal evil thing I could do to him."

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