A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"38 Sex Jokes
The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway.
Your mum and I got together in a chat room at Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mum and we met up at cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, I upgraded my floppy disk to a stiffy and then your mum agreed to do a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later, a blessed little pop-up appeared and said:
"You've got Male!"
How is a woman like a condom?35 Woman Jokes
Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?31 Love Jokes
Spitting, swallowing and gargling.
A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers.32 Ceo Jokes
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he wants to let them know he means business!
The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do you make a week?" Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $300.00 a week. Why?"
The CEO then hands the guy $300 in cash and screams, "Here's a week's pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!"
Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?"
With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."
What do blondes and the Bermuda Triangle have in common?19 Blonde JokesNext page JokesWall Sayings
They've both swallowed a lot of semen.