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Why do birds fly south for winter?

Because it's too far to walk!

2     bird jokes


Proposal

A young man comes home and says: "Dad, just got my driver's license and would like to use the family car."

Father replies: "OK son. But, first, you have to get good grades in school, keep your room clean, make the yard is neat, and cut your hair. Come back in a few months and then we'll see."

Well, several months pass and the young man comes into the house with his report card in his hand. "Dad, I got great marks on my report card. I've been keeping my room as neat as a pin, and the yard is always ship-shape. How about letting me use the car?"

Father replies: "That's all true, but son you didn't cut your hair."

Son says: "But, dad, Jesus had long hair."

Father replies: "Yes, son, you're perfectly right. And he walked everywhere he went!"

5     Short jokes


One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit shit. One of the boys said: "What is that?"

"'They're smart pills," said the other boy "Eat them and they'll make you smarter."

So he ate them and said: "These taste like shit."

"See," said the other boy, "you're already getting smarter."

38     shit jokes


What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter, he won't come anyway.

22     dog jokes


Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in?

That's how dogs spend their lives.

13     dog jokes






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