Walking - 45 jokes
2 bird jokesProposal
Why do birds
Because it's too far to walk!
A young man comes home and says: "Dad, just got my driver's license and would like to use the family car."5 Short jokes
Father replies: "OK son. But, first, you have to get good grades in school, keep your room clean, make the yard is neat, and cut your hair. Come back in a few months and then we'll see."
Well, several months pass and the young man comes into the house with his report card in his hand. "Dad, I got great marks on my report card. I've been keeping my room as neat as a pin, and the yard is always ship-shape. How about letting me use the car?"
Father replies: "That's all true, but son you didn't cut your hair."
Son says: "But, dad, Jesus had long hair."
Father replies: "Yes, son, you're perfectly right. And he walked everywhere he went!"
38 shit jokes
One day two boys were walking through the woods
when they saw some rabbit shit
. One of the boys said: "What is that?"
pills," said the other boy "Eat them and they'll make you smarter."
So he ate them and said: "These taste like shit."
"See," said the other boy, "you're already getting smarter."
22 dog jokes
What do you call a dog
with no legs
It doesn't matter, he won't come
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Did you ever walk
into a room
and and forget
why you walked in?
That's how dogs
spend their lives.