163 jokes about walks
Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in?10 → JokeProposal
That's how dogs spend their lives.
We always hold hands on walks. If I let go of, she shops.2 → Joke
There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish.73 → Joke
He was saying, "Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale."
A preacher walked up and asked why he was calling them dam fish.
The kid said, "I caught them at the dam, so they're dam fish."
The preacher bought some, took them home and asked his wife to cook the dam fish.
His wife looked at him in bewilderment and said, "Preachers aren't supposed to talk like that."
The preacher explained why they were dam fish, and she agreed to cook them. When dinner was ready and everyone was sitting down, the preacher asked his son to pass him the dam fish.
His son replied, "That's the spirit dad. Pass the fucking potatoes!"
A bloke walks into a bar and orders 10 double whiskys and downs them in one.63 → JokeProposal
Barman: "What's up?"
Bloke: "My youngest son just told me he's gay".
Next day he goes in and orders 15 double whiskys.
Barman: "What's up now?"
Bloke: "Just found out my oldest son is gay!"
Next day he goes in and orders 20 double whiskys.
Barman: "Fuck me! Does no one in your family like pussies?"
Bloke: "Yes - my wife!"
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says "five beers, please" ~ Mark1 → Joke