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How can you tell when a violist is playing out of tune?
The bow is moving.
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Violists
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Instruments
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Respect
Why do violists leave their instrument cases on the dashboards of their cars?
1) So they can park in "handicapped" parking places.
2) If someone mistakes them for mafia, they might get some respect.
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Violists
Why don't violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
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Violists
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Sopranos
If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first?
Who cares?
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Violists
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Conductors
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Business
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Pleasure
A conductor and a violist are standing in the middle of the road. which one do you run over first, and why?
The conductor. Business before pleasure.
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How can you tell when a violist is playing out of tune?
A conductor and a violist are standing in the middle of the road. which one do you run over first, and why?