Violist Jokes (2)

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How can you tell when a violist is playing out of tune?

The bow is moving.

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Why do violists leave their instrument cases on the dashboards of their cars?

1) So they can park in "handicapped" parking places.
2) If someone mistakes them for mafia, they might get some respect.

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How do you get a violist to play a passage pianissimo tremolando?

Mark it "solo".

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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two violists playing in unison.

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What's the difference between a washing machine and a violist?

Vibrato.

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