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Violists
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Music
How do you get a violist to play a passage pianissimo tremolando?
Mark it "solo".
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Violists
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Conductors
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Business
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Pleasure
A conductor and a violist are standing in the middle of the road. which one do you run over first, and why?
The conductor. Business before pleasure.
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Violists
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Sopranos
If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first?
Who cares?
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Violists
Why don't violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
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Violists
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Instruments
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Respect
Why do violists leave their instrument cases on the dashboards of their cars?
1) So they can park in "handicapped" parking places.
2) If someone mistakes them for mafia, they might get some respect.
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How do you get a violist to play a passage pianissimo tremolando?
A conductor and a violist are standing in the middle of the road. which one do you run over first, and why?