Violist jokes

11 jokes about violists


How can you tell when a violist is playing out of tune?

The bow is moving.

7     bow jokes

What's the difference between a washing machine and a violist?


5     washing machine jokes

How many violists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They're not small enough to fit.

12     light bulb jokes

What's the definition of a minor second?

Two violists playing in unison.

2     minor jokes

A conductor and a violist are standing in the middle of the road. which one do you run over first, and why?

The conductor. Business before pleasure.

4     conductor jokes

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